LOL this character is literally called “Cornfed Salesman” and he 100% tastes like birdseedĪfter that, though, Louis is suddenly like, “Oh, wait, no, this actually suuuuucks, I should go home now,” like it’s 10 AM after the rave. Instead, they take home this boring tractor sales-nerd in brown tweed who looks like he probably tastes like, I dunno, birdseed or something.

Plus, he has to learn how to kill people, only Lestat won’t let him murder the dummy thicc sailor he wants. Like 2 AM at the rave, everything’s glowing, and you’re definitely 100% going to feel this way forever peaking. Wait wait wait… Literally, we just saw 2022 Louis about to eat blood out of a ziplock baggie!īut now is not the time to worry about that I guess, because in 1910 Louis is like PEAKING on vampire blood. Also, he’s like, “Pro-tip, don’t drink blood dripping out of dead people or else you die too but for real.” Got it. “Oh, that’s just your body being wonky because you’re dead now,” Lestat helpfully explains in 1910 as they dispose of the also dead-but, like, really dead-bodies of those priests he murdered. (Happy Easter, Vamp Peers, that is an egg for you!) Daniel (Eric Bogosian) eating dinnerĪnyway, over dinner, Louis tells Daniel all about how right after turning into a vampire in 1910, he started to feel all wonky. Apparently, it is by some dude named Marius who literally no one anywhere has ever heard of ever at all. Louis is (un)dead and… well, maybe not loving it, but Lestat sure seems to be having a blast in the past.īut first, present day times: Daniel is still in Dubai looking at a pretty painting that one of Louis’s super snooty 2022 alive servants tries to art-splain to him. In Episode 2, though, we’re in full-on fang-bang mode. I’ll be honest, as thrilled as I was to be watching the premiere of AMC’s Interview with the Vampire last week-and I was pretty darn thrilled-I was really just kind of impatiently waiting to get to the part where Louis and Lestat are vampire husbands.

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